Silly Summer Jokes for Kids

Summer has arrived! Here is a collection of silly summer jokes for kids. There are hilariously funny jokes about swimming in the ocean, playing at the beach, going on vacation, and more. You and your students are sure to get a giggle.

Ocean and Beach Jokes

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? 

Because they’re shellfish!

What kind of money do you use at the beach? 

Sand dollars!

Why does a seagull fly over the sea? 

Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a bay-gul!

How do mermaids call their friends?

On a shell phone!

What is the best day to go to the beach?

Sun-day!

What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?

Peanutbutter and jellyfish!

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

The orca-stra!

What do you call a witch who lives on the beach?

A sandwich!

Travel and Vacation Jokes

What travels all around the world, but stays in one corner? 

A postage stamp!

Where do sharks go on vacation? 

Fin-land!

Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baaaa-hamas!

Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square!

Where do ghosts like to swim?

In Lake Eerie!

Why don’t basketball players go on vacation?

They would be called for traveling!

Why don’t mummies go on vacation?

They are afraid to unwind!

Where do eggs go on vacation?

New Yolk City!

More Silly Summer Jokes

What do frogs eat in summer? 

Hopsicles!

What do ghosts like to eat in summer? 

I scream!

What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

How do you know the ocean is friendly?

It always waves!

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish!

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? 

To go with the jellyfish!

Why did the teacher jump in the pool?

To test the water!

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I’m bacon!

Why do bananas put on sunscreen?

They don’t want to peel!

What do you call a snowman in July?

A puddle!

How do sheep celebrate the Fourth of July?

With a baa-baa-cue!

What does the sun drink out of?

Sun-glasses!

What animal is always at a baseball game?

A bat!

What do frogs drink in the summer?

Croak-a-cola!

Why do teachers wear sunglasses?

Their students are so bright!

What is black and white and red all over?

A zebra with a sunburn!

How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten-tickles!